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Jul 26, 2011 6:55pm PDT
this fill some currently unrated. >> yeah. (laughter) >> yes, it is. it's the blue version. (laughter) >> jon: don't even try. >> i'm so sorry. >> jon: what would they have to take out. can't they just slap the g on it or pg or are there certain things in it where they are like maybe we shouldn't have [bleep] (laughter) >> yeah, we're not sure how the-- my character [bleep] smurf. >> jon: not you, the two smurfs, the two smurfs. the two smurfs. >> you thought his name was grouchy before. (laughter) >> jon: you took it to a place of degradation i didn't even dream of. literally thinking of smurfettes and-- for god's sakes. first of all-- how are you? you're a busy, busy man. you've got 8 million things going on, i don't know how you juggle it. i saw you in company. >> company, yes, i did company. you performed at lincoln center with stephen colbert. >> indeed. he was in it as well. he sang a song. he had a scene work. he was actually quite good at the musical theatre. >> jon: you know he is a multitalented individual. >> and he's also knows circus tricks. >> jon: he knows one circus tr
Jul 5, 2011 12:35am EDT
you, unrated versions of dvds, for being a shorter way of saying, "we add three seconds of boobs to this." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, alfred e. newman, for winning "american idol" this week. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, the phrase "i've got good news and i've got bad news" for basically being another way of saying "i've got bad news." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, "law and order" disclaimer that says "this story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event" for basically telling me "this story totally happened and absolutely depicts the actual person and event. we're just covering our asses." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, frozen burrito in the bottom of my freezer, for being the food equivalent of a booty call. [ laughter ] "i'm drunk and we're totally going to hook up tonight. [ cheers and applause ] but i have a feeling i'll regret it in the morning." ♪ thank you, skinny jeans, for looking terrible on people who don't have skinny genes. [ laughter ] ♪ and finally, thank you, men and women of the armed forces. you protect our country, you serv
Jul 18, 2011 5:00pm EDT
hold us all hostage, and offering a by organize us completedly unrational choices but saying we'll let the full faith and credit of the united states go down and we're in the going to pay our bills with disastrous consequences which they ought to know is real. this is not rumor or theory. it's arithmetic, that maybe the social security checks won't go out and the deficit will certainly be increased, or you pass this -- this plan that is certain to force cuts in medicare and social security without touching a hair on the head of any billionaire. >> what's wrong with a balanced budget amendment to the constitution because clearly democrats and republicans, they have failed over these many years to balance the federal budget? >> well, first of all, that's just not true. it's only a little over ten years ago that president clinton handed george bush not only a balanced budget but a surplus in the -- in the budget, and he managed to -- to squander that, and so memories are very, very short. democrats have never rejected sitting down at the table to deal with these hard issues and to be
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